You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
