I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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