i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and you said cock pushups were impossible
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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