Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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