Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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