All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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