we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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