We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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