Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
