Plan B is the new Plan A
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
