Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just had sex bonerless
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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