Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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