Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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