If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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