Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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