wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
accomplished twins. life is a go
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Boobs are out for the taking
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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