this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this will be a night to untag.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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