She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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