Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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