I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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