After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
