no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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