ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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