i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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