He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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