actually, I'm a sock model
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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