Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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