The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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