Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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