Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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