I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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