Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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