Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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