How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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