NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have grass duct taped all over my body
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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