It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
NoShamevember. You game?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
did you just send me my own nude
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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