i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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