I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
