Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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