You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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