I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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