dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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