Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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