3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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