ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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