Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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