Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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