is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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