Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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