As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im holly from the hills drunk
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
