3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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